Design by Mr. Matthew Lees himself.
Short Sleeve T-Shirt - Unisex Crew
Super soft but durable! Printed in the USA with soft inks and discharge printing.
Sizing: Sizing chart on second image. Measurements in Inches. HPS = High Point Shoulder. Bust = 1” below armhole. Based on flat measurement.
Did you know that AwSHUX actually stands for ‘Alternate World SHUX’, The ‘alternate world’ in question being that little cosy place we like to call ‘The Internet’? Neither did I! And that’s why I’m relaying this information to you, the viewer, through text on a website. It’s the only way that I can communicate with you after attending ‘the event’ and finding myself whisked into a digital prison made of ‘bytes’ and, even worse, ‘gigabytes’.
Whilst stuck in this datacage I’ve been working on this cool T-Shirt design, which I’m hoping will warn onlookers to the dangers of ‘the event’. Note the interrobang on the end of the logo - seeking to assert the gravity of the situation; and if red is the colour of danger, then burgundy is surely the colour of existential horror.
Buy this garment, and everyone will know that you have no intention of ever attending AwSHUX, and that anyone who would ever think to do so is a danger to themselves and others!?
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If you have or have touched our SU&SD splatter logo, the pear&bear, or the reference pear shirts, you've touched this shirt. It's comfortable, washes well, and the colours stay.
- 100% combed cotton jersey
- 32 singles for extreme softness
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear away label