Design by Mr. Matthew Lees himself!
Forest Green - Short Sleeve T-Shirt - Unisex Crew
Super soft but durable. Printed in the USA with soft inks and discharge printing.
Sizing: Sizing chart on second image. Measurements in Inches. HPS = High Point Shoulder. Bust = 1” below armhole. Based on flat measurement.
Everyone and their Nan knows that literally nothing has gone wrong in Shut Up & Sit Down History, ever! But at a stretch, there have been some complications, technically speaking.
Gaze upon the pear, our inexplicable mascot. His cherubic cheeklets are stretched into a grimace that speaks: ‘I’ve really goofed it this time, haven’t I’. He has. He’s really screwed the pooch. Shafted the donkey. *&%£ed the porpoise.
Commemorate his misdeeds through exactly twenty-four american dollars worth of forest green fabric, emblazoned with (dare I say) our most fashionable design to date! Perhaps you may even cite this as the reason for your own misgivings! Let the shirt grow weary with fault - like a more fashionable version of Mr Dorian’s Big Grey Portrait!
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If you have or have touched our SU&SD splatter logo, the pear&bear, or the reference pear shirts, you've touched this shirt. It's comfortable, washes well, and the colours stay.
- 100% combed cotton jersey
- 32 singles for extreme softness
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Tear away label